I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.
(Source: mopinks, via skootsboots)
Maybe you’re worried about all of that happening and it turns into a self fulfilled prophecy? Or you’re just pooped from school and need that time to unwind and family gets all up on your nuts? Hopefully this summer will be different!
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via skootsboots)
Birds in hoodies BIRDS IN HOODIES BIRDS IN HOODIES!
this is so cute It hurtsoooooOOOOOOOH THAT COCKATIEL! AND THE A-GREY!
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(Source: h0mestuckmaniac)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
(via vulcanhearing)
(Source: libcity, via catbountry)
My birthday wish will be for everyone in the world to watch Space Jam
(via catbountry)
today’s update for YOU TUMBLR is coming in two chunks cus i cant upload more than 10 images a post woop woop woop
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
An anon from last night suggested Gastly/Hitmonchan HOPE THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH
HOLY SHIT
I am a serious artist with talent and dedication to my craft. And an OTP.
For dearest Tarmduffin,
To have and to reblog,
To love and to keysmash,
Til death do us part.
Or I guess we could just get one of these harness things and you could carry me around, that’s fine too.
u__u I…. I love it so much…. I get emotions about robot characters, okay?
