LOOK AT THOSE BONE TIDDIES
i’ve been laughing for 8 minutes
getting really good spells as rubick then dying immediately after
The Wrekin is also a really good one and a personal favourite which is about this hill
and its basically about an asshole giant called gwendol wrekin. he took up a big chunk of earth with his shovel so he could dump it in the river near shrewsbury and flood the entire town and pretty much kill everyone. on the way the giant met a cobbler, who showed the giant a bag full of worn out shoes. he told the giant that it took this many shoes to make it to shrewsbury from where they were standing.
the giant pretty much decided to give up because he didnt want to walk that far, and dumped the pile of earth he carried beside him and left, which is what made the hill lmao.
it’s grip is inhuman but you swear you’ve seen those hands before…
This was posted to Reddit with 100% seriousness.
they spelled shield wrong
i hope they all fall in a river
holy LOLy guacamole
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